I have this saved as “me too buddy”.
how are dogs always so happy when the economy is a mess??
I don’t let myself play staring contests anymore
I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR A THOUSAND YEARS
stop rewarding boys extravagantly for common sense/decency, but also stop condescending to girls who are thrilled when a man behaves as such because they are socialized from the womb to the tomb to expect so. much. worse.
So this little kid at church noticed I’m fat and asked me today “Why do you have a big belly?”
I couldn’t really think of an acceptable answer for that so I simply responded:
“Because I’m full of bees”
I don’t think I’ve seen a more confused and terrified child in my life as I walked away, hearing him whisper “Bees…” to himself.
why he lick me
every day of my life i laugh about sonic maurice hedgehog
So that’s what people are talking about when they say “smh”…
YOUR BODY IS BEAUTIFUL IF:
- you have a body
- that’s it
- you’re beautiful
- you win
You have potentially offended hundreds if not thousands of ghosts.
The Anatomy of a mermaid