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thedeathofablog:

un-be-fucking-lievable:

prongsmydeer:

pottergenes:

james turning down every hogsmeade invitation by telling them he’s going stag

Sirius spreading a rumour that he has a cat just so when people ask him about it he can go, “Nah, I’m a dog person.”

Peter being loud so when a teacher chews him out, he can promise to be “quiet as a mouse”

Remus turning into a fucking werewolf

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placebonacebo:

I have tons of homework but funimation said I should be watching

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thestoutorialist:

averypottermormon:

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hey

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you

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dont you dare think

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for even a second

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that nobody saw you

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when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE I SAW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR CRAPPY PARKING JOB IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD

how did you find this

CONSTANT VIGILANCE

(via anti-slumber)

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thefuuuucomics:

Just imagine turning up to work

And knowing that it’s your job to slap someone with a fake cat paw

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theuppitynegras:

you know what if my tax dollars are paying for this then I demand a turn

(via anti-slumber)

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stegosarah:

If you ever feel like you’ve fucked up just remember that a whole TEAM of people designed this cash machine to be 15 inches off the ground and no one along the way thought ‘maybe this has a design flaw’

(via anti-slumber)

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when-i-hear-music:

Well damn Satan
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internetexplwhorer:

the gays are ruining the sanctity of marraige

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(via anti-slumber)

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  • Uncle: are you texting a boy?
  • Me: no
  • Uncle: why not??
  • Me: boys are gross
  • Uncle: *sarcastically* you a lesbian?
  • Me: *doesn't look up from phone* yeah
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iffem:

shots fired in the beverage fandom

(via anti-slumber)

Source: iffem