*panics but in a super chill & casual way*
When your crush becomes single
mom: what did you get me for mother’s day
it;s just a fuckign cardigan
i asked this question in 2011 and after three years i was nowhere near prepared for this answer
never in my life did I think that toilet doors would make me so angry
it’s beat down! time!
Who is the target audience for Gogurt? Is it for children? I feel like the marketing is trying to make it look “cool” but I don’t know why. It’s cool to eat yogurt out of a tube. Cool kids don’t know how to use spoons? Spoons are for fucking losers. I’m on a public bus right now and I’ve never been in a relationship and I think about dropping out of college every day
We blindfolded 15 homophobes and asked them to hit piñatas with a stick. The piñatas were actually deadly Asian giant hornet nests. What happens next will warm your heart.
If u can’t handle me at my hardcore feminist then u can’t have me at literally any other time bc that’s all I am 24/7