queencityconfidential:

sadfag:

seruant:

ah yes, its almost halloween. 

please desist forever immediately 

Relieving stress from the skeleton war

Favorite Anime Openings/Endings - Kuragehime

There’s a face I want to see
And a voice I want to hear once I wake up.
Let the joy ring out.
Good morning!
Let’s get along today, as well.

Koko Dake no Hanashi - Chatmonchy

splders:

*eats 4 slices of pizza*

im so full

*eats another 4 slices of pizza*

boypillow:

annoyingbloqqer:

life hack: kill everyone except ur crush so they’re forced to date u

image

riddlemeroxy:

ath-na:

he’s a keeper

I have reblogged this SO many times

me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
...
me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]

aang-banged:

These fucking bumps on this highway keep bouncing me and in then giving me boners since I’m in jeans

soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

rotizayn:

do u ever just meet someone and KNOW they have a tumblr with a long ass superwholock url & their blog title is something like “welcome to my twisted mind”

foxzes:

fakethistoyourgrave:

What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

do u mean excited

andyatlantis:

yzma:

nosdrinker:

almondmilkpapi:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

THAT CHILD IS DEAD HE SENT HIM STRAIGHT TO HELL

he really broke the laws of physics with that amount of acceleration

he disintegrated

modern cain and abel

i been watchin this fuh days n i still cant pause at tha point of impact

three years later and all that’s changed is your hair.

dreaminghermione:

Harry Potter AU in which Fred and George are in different houses and they steal and wear each others ties whilst doing stupid things in hope of the others house losing points