urbancatfitters:

*panics but in a super chill & casual way*

weloveshortvideos:

When your crush becomes single

you’re a meme one , Mr Grinch

fukkkres:

mom: what did you get me for mother’s day

me:

image

unclefather:

it;s just a fuckign cardigan 

killbenedictcumberbatch:

i asked this question in 2011 and after three years i was nowhere near prepared for this answer

killbenedictcumberbatch:

i asked this question in 2011 and after three years i was nowhere near prepared for this answer

chongotheartist:

theyatemytailorr:

never in my life did I think that toilet doors would make me so angry

student: coughs
teacher: from all this talking i can assume you're all done with your work

macintush:

it’s beat down! time!

worb:

Who is the target audience for Gogurt? Is it for children? I feel like the marketing is trying to make it look “cool” but I don’t know why. It’s cool to eat yogurt out of a tube. Cool kids don’t know how to use spoons? Spoons are for fucking losers. I’m on a public bus right now and I’ve never been in a relationship and I think about dropping out of college every day

misterelguapo:

We blindfolded 15 homophobes and asked them to hit piñatas with a stick. The piñatas were actually deadly Asian giant hornet nests. What happens next will warm your heart.

alisonshendrixs:

If u can’t handle me at my hardcore feminist then u can’t have me at literally any other time bc that’s all I am 24/7