when i was post op after top surgery i had a good friend there with me to help recover. but the nurse didnt get the memo and when i woke up she was like “ok i’m gonna go get your girlfriend and bring her in to see you!” and i remember being so zonked on anesthesia and so disoriented i just laid there thinking wow…… all that an they’re bringing me a girlfriend too this place is amazing
i wish superpowers were real because then you’d get people making posts like “some people need to get real hobbies and stop making identical illusionary clones of themselves that your fist passes through like smoke when you go to punch them :/” and know exactly who the OP was talking about
i also don’t wish superpowers were real because i would be so pissed if i replied “mad because you fell for the illusion aren’t you” and some guy with teleportation powers grabbed me and teleported me to the middle of the desert for ratioing him on twitter
guinea pig instagram accounts are so funny cause the captions will be like “uh oh! pumpkiwumpkin is being extra sassy today!” and the picture is literally just
